Why subscribe?
Three reasons.
It’s free. J is giving these writings to you at no cost because he loves them, not because he wants your money.
J doesn’t write on a schedule. J writes when he feels like it. This means J could write you something in four days or four weeks. This means you could completely forget about J and miss the best essays this side of the Mississippi.
J’s Aunt Chris recommends that you forget about him. And you know what? You’re not taking orders from some aunt named Chris.
J sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
He has many more reasons — so many he can’t even list them all, in fact. To prove this, J just noticed that he planned for three reasons above and can you believe it, here he is at five.
