Dear T-,
So far from being against transgenders in women’s sports I’m for it. If possible I’d like for all sports to be integrated immediately. For too long feminists have been telling us the sexes are equal. Then a 230lb beefcake named Hannah Mouncey grew his hair out and started trouncing the women at handball. Fallon Fox joined the MMA and beat the “ladies” to a bloody pulp. Mack Beggs became a female wrestler, God bless him, and choke-held the girls until all of them cried uncle. All of them are weirdos, and all of them, to me, are heroes.
Of course it isn’t civilized, but neither are the feminists. The transgenders are on the verge of saving us from our “morality,” and instead of recognizing this golden opportunity, our right-wingers are busy crying about it. We were on the verge of putting women on the front lines without seeing how they’d do first as linebackers. Now we have an opportunity to publicly trample, bulldoze, uppercut, choke-hold, and generally mangle our most obnoxious women into submission — and we’re throwing away the opportunity because some of us think this is less offensive than having them shot, captured, and most likely gang-raped by a foreign enemy.
The truth is I don’t care much for seeing grown men join girls’ sports. It discourages our sane women from being athletic, which is a tragedy from almost any angle. But at the very least, I say let the men’s teams compete against the women’s teams every year — and then we can decide what to do with the army.
Yours,
-J
December 8th, 2018
Point taken. Great argument. Thank you.